Everything, on one page
Transparency
The dev wallet, the schedule it follows, every burn and every drop. All of it read straight off the chain — nothing here is typed by hand.
Chapter 03
The 8%
CROJAK bought 8% of the supply at launch — on the same curve as everyone else, no presale, no discount. Here is exactly what happens to all of it.
One wallet. Published below. Every sell written down before launch.
Reserved to match community burns. At every milestone he matches the single biggest burn of the event — gone forever, from his half.
The dev wallet
Both halves sit here until they move: the 4% he keeps and the 4% that goes back out as drops. Anything leaving this wallet is either on the schedule below, or shows up in the drop list — there is no third option.
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The schedule — both halves, same steps
He is going to sell. He's been broke for five years and he's not going to pretend otherwise. But every tranche he sells, he gives the same amount away — the two halves move together, step for step. And nothing goes out in one chunk: each slice is spread gradually across its whole range, so there is never a single candle with his name on it.
- $0 – $500K 0.75% burn
- $500K – $1M 0.75% burn
- $1M – $2.5M 0.75% burn
- $2.5M – $10M 0.75% burn
- $10M+ 0.5% burn
- Moonbagno schedule · $10M+ if ever 0.5% —
4% he can sell. 4% that can only be burned. No cliffs, no single dump, nothing held back for a surprise. Every milestone opens a burn event, and the matching tokens leave the supply for good. The last half percent of his own bag is the moonbag: no schedule, and no promise it never moves.
Every sale, on chain
What leaves the dev wallet towards the market, with what it actually brought in at the time. Burns are tracked separately below — those are the only other way tokens leave that wallet.
Dev sells
Every sale from the wallet, with what it actually brought in at the time — not what it would be worth now.
The other 4% gets burned
It isn't his to keep and it isn't his to give away. It exists to be destroyed alongside yours.
- A milestone hits. A burn event opens and runs for 24 hours.
- You burn. Send $CROJAK to the dead address. Every burn is public the moment it confirms.
- The clock runs out. The wallet that burned the most over the event is the one that gets matched.
- He matches it. The same amount leaves his 4% and is burned too. Nobody receives anything — the supply just drops twice.
Burning is irreversible. Those tokens are gone — that's the point, and it is the reason nobody can fake it. Never send to any address but the official burn address, and never to someone who DMs you one.
Burn $CROJAK before the clock runs out. Whoever burns the most over the event gets matched from the dev's 4% — nobody receives tokens, the supply just drops twice.
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Every burn, on chain
Ranked by size, straight from the blockchain. The biggest one of each event is what he matches.
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Chapter 05
Tokenomics
The rest of it fits on one line each.
Fixed at launch. No mint function, no "strategic expansion".
Nothing on buys, nothing on sells. Not a revenue stream.
Everything outside his 8% is just the curve. First come, same price.
Graduated off the ULT curve; liquidity now sits in the VVS pool.
Chapter 08
Questions you already know the answer to
How much does the dev hold?
8% bought at launch, split in half. 4% is his, in one public wallet, with every sell published on this page before launch. The other 4% can only ever be burned — it matches community burns at each milestone and then leaves the supply for good. Nothing was given to him; he paid the same price you did, and the wallet is linked above so you can check it yourself.
So he's going to sell on me?
Yes, and he said so before you bought — gradually, never in one go. 0.75% spread across $0–$500K, 0.75% across $500K–$1M, 0.75% across $1M–$2.5M, 0.75% across $2.5M–$10M and 0.5% gradually above $10M. The last 0.5% is the moonbag — no schedule, and he's not promising it never moves, because nobody can promise that honestly. If it goes, it goes above $10M in small amounts. A dev who swears he'll never sell is lying; this one published the wallet and the schedule before launch.
How do the burn events work?
At every market-cap milestone a window opens for 24 hours. Anyone can burn $CROJAK by sending it to the dead address. When the window closes, the single biggest burn of that event is matched: CROJAK sends the same amount out of his 4% and burns it too. Both burns are permanent and both are visible on this page. There is no form, no claim page and no snapshot — you burn from your own wallet or you don't.
What do I get for burning?
Nothing, directly. You destroy your own tokens and so does he. What you get is a smaller supply and a dev who burns alongside you instead of selling into you. If that trade isn't worth it to you, don't burn — holding is fine too.
Is this financial advice?
It's a drawing of a sad man in a hoodie. $CROJAK has no utility and no promise of return. Buy it because it's funny and because it's true. Never put in more than you'd lose on a bad Friday.
What is ULT?
The launchpad on Cronos we're launching through. Fair launch mechanics — everyone buys from the same curve at the same time, the dev included.
Is there a presale?
No. No presale, no whitelist, no private round, no "strategic partners". If someone offers you an early allocation, it's a scam.
Will CRO hit $0.97 again?
No.
Can I use the art?
Please do. Save it, remix it, post it, print it on a hoodie. The memes belong to whoever is holding.