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CROJAK

He bought the top. He never sold.

In 2021 he went all in on CRO at $0.97. Five years later he's still in the same hoodie, still holding, still down. He never sold — and he never stopped wanting to make it. So he stopped waiting for a green candle and built one. $CROJAK is for everyone still underwater.

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Contract 0xd066455ee8855aaf285824844138c89b7d899b9d
CROJAK — a wojak in a navy Cronos hoodie and cap
year five, still holding
1BTotal supply
8%Dev bought at launch
4%Reserved for burns
0 / 0Buy / sell tax

Right now

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Chapter 01

Five years of
holding the bag.

He bought CRO at ninety-seven cents because the ad was on during the Super Bowl and everyone said it was only the beginning. It was the top. It has never been the top again.

He didn't sell at -50%. He didn't sell at -95%. He went to work, came home, opened the app, closed the app, and did it again for five years. The hoodie is faded now. The conviction isn't.

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No presale. No private round. He bought his bag on the same curve as you, in the same block, and published every sell before the chart ever existed.

/biz/ — anonymous — cronos general

> be me

> 2021, CRO prints 0.97

> "this is only the beginning"

> go all in at the exact top

> five years of my life in one red candle

> fine. i'll build it myself

Chapter 02

The Faces

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These change with the market cap. What you see is where he is now.

Chapter 03

The 8%, in one screen

He bought 8% on the same curve as you. Half of it he sells on a published schedule; the other half can only be burned.

4%his own, sold on a schedule that was public before the chart existed See the ladder → 4%matched against community burns and sent to the dead address See every burn → —what the dev wallet holds right now, read off the chain See the wallet →

Every sell, every burn and every drop is on one page, straight from the chain. Nothing on it is typed by hand.

Chapter 04

Nine to Five

Fifteen steps stand between him and never setting an alarm again. You can try them yourself.

CROJAK at his desk

Stake CRO and walk the fifteen steps. Every losing entry buys CROJAK on the open market: 75% is burned and 25% joins the pot. About one run in ninety-four reaches step 15, and that run takes the whole pot. Nobody gets there in 24 hours? The furthest player takes a quarter and the rest rolls into the next round, so the jackpot keeps building.

  • Chance of all 151.07%
  • Of every loss burned75%
  • Round length24 hours
  • Runs per walletunlimited

Pure luck, no skill. The odds per step live in the contract and the result comes from a block hash that doesn't exist yet when you pay — so nobody, the dev included, can steer it. It's a game of chance with real money: play with what you'd spend on a coffee.

Play Nine to Five

Chapter 07

How to buy

$CROJAK graduated off the ULT curve and now trades on VVS Finance. Check the contract against the one at the top of this page — anything else calling itself CROJAK is not us.

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Get a Cronos wallet

Crypto.com Onchain, MetaMask or Rabby, set to chain ID 25

2

Fund it with CRO

Buy CRO and withdraw to your wallet on the Cronos network. Keep a little spare for gas.

3

Swap on VVS

Paste the contract into VVS Finance and check it against this page before you confirm.

4

Hold, and watch the milestones

Buy, then watch for the next milestone. When a burn event opens, the biggest burn gets matched out of his 4%.

Buy $CROJAK on VVS

Always verify the contract address. We will only ever post it here and on our official X.

Nothing ever happens.

And yet here you are, reading a meme coin website at 2am. Same as him.

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