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CROJAK

He bought the top. He never sold.

In 2021 he went all in on CRO at $0.97. Five years later he's still in the same hoodie, still holding, still down. He never sold — and he never stopped wanting to make it. So he stopped waiting for a green candle and built one. $CROJAK is for everyone still underwater.

Cope with us How the burns work

Contract 0xd066455ee8855aaf285824844138c89b7d899b9d

CROJAK — a wojak in a navy Cronos hoodie and cap — year five, still holding

1BTotal supply

8%Dev bought at launch

4%Reserved for burns

0 / 0Buy / sell tax

Chapter 01

Five years of
holding the bag.

He bought CRO at ninety-seven cents because the ad was on during the Super Bowl and everyone said it was only the beginning. It was the top. It has never been the top again.

He didn't sell at -50%. He didn't sell at -95%. He went to work, came home, opened the app, closed the app, and did it again for five years. The hoodie is faded now. The conviction isn't.

But holding isn't a plan. CROJAK still wants to make it — properly, once, in this lifetime. So he stopped waiting for someone else to build the thing that gets him there and launched it himself.

No presale. No private round. He bought his bag on the same curve as you, in the same block, and published every sell before the chart ever existed.

/biz/ — anonymous — cronos general

> be me

> 2021, CRO prints 0.97

> "this is only the beginning"

> go all in at the exact top

> 2022: down 95%

> 2023: still holding

> 2024: still holding

> 2025: still holding

> five years of my life in one red candle

> still want to make it

> fine. i'll build it myself

> it's over

Chapter 02

The Faces

Every one of them is a day he actually had.

Flip the switch up top to see the other timeline.

**2 AM**the candle hasn't moved in four years.

**The Walk Home**nobody to tell. nothing to say.

**The Conversation**"we still have our savings, right?"

**This Is Fine**portfolio's on fire. coffee's still warm.

**The 6:40**down 95%, still clocking in.

**Dinner**she stopped asking about the chart.

**The Commute**the lambo is in his head. it's rusted here.

**The Face He Wears**everyone thinks he's fine.

**The Decision**he presses the same one every time.

**Checking Again**same number. same feeling.

**The Party**they don't know. he doesn't either.

**The Army**every one of them bought the top too.

**New High**the bottle was in the fridge since 2021.

**The Answer**"how did you make it?" — "ult."

**Green**he checked it twice. it's real.

**The Marina**he's not pointing at anything. he just laughs.

**The Boat**he told everyone. nobody listened.

**Tuesday Morning**nothing happened. he's just happy.

**The Table**same table. different year.

**Earned**five years of waiting. one good afternoon.

**Retired**the hoodie stays on. obviously.

**King of the World**0.97 was the warm-up.

Twenty-six of them. Right-click, save, post — that's the entire marketing department.

Chapter 03

The 8%

CROJAK bought 8% of the supply at launch — on the same curve as everyone else, no presale, no discount. Here is exactly what happens to all of it.

4% His own bag

One wallet. Published below. Every sell written down before launch.

4% Burned, not given

Reserved to match community burns. At every milestone he matches the single biggest burn of the event — gone forever, from his half.

The dev wallet

Both halves sit here until they move: the 4% he keeps and the 4% that goes back out as drops. Anything leaving this wallet is either on the schedule below, or shows up in the drop list — there is no third option.

8% of supply · 80,000,000 $CROJAK

Wallet 0x454b5cccE1945748e7426D831F78eE2009CB7a29

The schedule — both halves, same steps

He is going to sell. He's been broke for five years and he's not going to pretend otherwise. But every tranche he sells, he gives the same amount away — the two halves move together, step for step. And nothing goes out in one chunk: each slice is spread gradually across its whole range, so there is never a single candle with his name on it.

$0 – $500K 0.75% burn
$500K – $1M 0.75% burn
$1M – $2.5M 0.75% burn
$2.5M – $10M 0.75% burn
$10M+ 0.5% burn
Moonbagno schedule · $10M+ if ever 0.5% —

4% he can sell. 4% that can only be burned. No cliffs, no single dump, nothing held back for a surprise. Every milestone opens a burn event, and the matching tokens leave the supply for good. The last half percent of his own bag is the moonbag: no schedule, and no promise it never moves.

Every sale, on chain

What leaves the dev wallet towards the market, with what it actually brought in at the time. Burns are tracked separately below — those are the only other way tokens leave that wallet.

Dev sells

Every sale from the wallet, with what it actually brought in at the time — not what it would be worth now.

Checking…

The other 4% gets burned

It isn't his to keep and it isn't his to give away. It exists to be destroyed alongside yours.

A milestone hits. A burn event opens and runs for 24 hours.
You burn. Send $CROJAK to the dead address. Every burn is public the moment it confirms.
The clock runs out. The wallet that burned the most over the event is the one that gets matched.
He matches it. The same amount leaves his 4% and is burned too. Nobody receives anything — the supply just drops twice.

Burning is irreversible. Those tokens are gone — that's the point, and it is the reason nobody can fake it. Never send to any address but the official burn address, and never to someone who DMs you one.

Every burn, on chain

Ranked by size, straight from the blockchain. The biggest one of each event is what he matches.

Reading the chain…

Burn address 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD

Chapter 04

Tokenomics

The rest of it fits on one line each.

1,000,000,000 Total supply

Fixed at launch. No mint function, no "strategic expansion".

0% Tax

Nothing on buys, nothing on sells. Not a revenue stream.

92% The market

Everything outside his 8% is just the curve. First come, same price.

VVS Liquidity

Graduated off the ULT curve; liquidity now sits in the VVS pool.

Chapter 05

The Five Stages

He's already been through them once. This time with company.

01

Denial

Launch on ULT. Fair launch, no presale, no whitelist. CROJAK buys his 10% on the same curve, in the same minute, at the same price as you.

Now
02

Anger

The chart does chart things. Someone calls it a rug in the replies. The wallet is public, the schedule is published, and nothing moves off it.

Next
03

Bargaining

DexScreener, CoinGecko, CMC. The first random drops land in holder wallets. People start posting their own CROJAKs.

Soon
04

Acceptance

CROJAK becomes the face every Cronos holder recognises. The hoodie stops being a joke and starts being a uniform.

Later
05

It's Over

Nothing happens. CROJAK goes back to the couch, opens the app, closes the app. Year six begins exactly like year five.

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Chapter 06

How to buy

$CROJAK graduated off the ULT curve and now trades on VVS Finance. Check the contract against the one at the top of this page — anything else calling itself CROJAK is not us.

Get a Cronos wallet

Crypto.com Onchain, MetaMask or Rabby, set to chain ID 25

Fund it with CRO

Buy CRO and withdraw to your wallet on the Cronos network. Keep a little spare for gas.

Swap on VVS

Paste the contract into VVS Finance and check it against this page before you confirm.

Hold, and watch the milestones

Buy, then watch for the next milestone. When a burn event opens, the biggest burn gets matched out of his 4%.

Buy $CROJAK on VVS

Always verify the contract address. We will only ever post it here and on our official X.

Chapter 07

Questions you already know the answer to

How much does the dev hold?

8% bought at launch, split in half. 4% is his, in one public wallet, with every sell published on this page before launch. The other 4% can only ever be burned — it matches community burns at each milestone and then leaves the supply for good. Nothing was given to him; he paid the same price you did, and the wallet is linked above so you can check it yourself.

So he's going to sell on me?

Yes, and he said so before you bought — gradually, never in one go. 0.75% spread across $0–$500K, 0.75% across $500K–$1M, 0.75% across $1M–$2.5M, 0.75% across $2.5M–$10M and 0.5% gradually above $10M. The last 0.5% is the moonbag — no schedule, and he's not promising it never moves, because nobody can promise that honestly. If it goes, it goes above $10M in small amounts. A dev who swears he'll never sell is lying; this one published the wallet and the schedule before launch.

How do the burn events work?

At every market-cap milestone a window opens for 24 hours. Anyone can burn $CROJAK by sending it to the dead address. When the window closes, the single biggest burn of that event is matched: CROJAK sends the same amount out of his 4% and burns it too. Both burns are permanent and both are visible on this page. There is no form, no claim page and no snapshot — you burn from your own wallet or you don't.

What do I get for burning?

Nothing, directly. You destroy your own tokens and so does he. What you get is a smaller supply and a dev who burns alongside you instead of selling into you. If that trade isn't worth it to you, don't burn — holding is fine too.

Is this financial advice?

It's a drawing of a sad man in a hoodie. $CROJAK has no utility and no promise of return. Buy it because it's funny and because it's true. Never put in more than you'd lose on a bad Friday.

What is ULT?

The launchpad on Cronos we're launching through. Fair launch mechanics — everyone buys from the same curve at the same time, the dev included.

Is there a presale?

No. No presale, no whitelist, no private round, no "strategic partners". If someone offers you an early allocation, it's a scam.

Will CRO hit $0.97 again?

No.

Can I use the art?

Please do. Save it, remix it, post it, print it on a hoodie. The memes belong to whoever is holding.

Nothing ever happens.

And yet here you are, reading a meme coin website at 2am. Same as him.

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CROJAK

Five years ofholding the bag.